Being in a state of perpetual lateness in a all occasions (including one's own birth/death, wedding and every dinner/date/drinks/anything at all - EVER), despite exerting all available energy and having true and honest intention of meeting the predetermined time. Similar to "Fashionably Late" in that both describe an inability of promptness. The difference is that being "Fashionably Late" infers the occasion has previously begun, however, "Janaing" infers that the occasion can now begin and you were lucky said individual came to your lame party in the first place.

"Hey, did you guys see that guy here earlier with the non-ironic mustache and American Flag print Zubaz pants on? Dude, snorted a line of tequilla off the toilet seat. He died immediately after, it was insane"

"Nah, man, we were Janaing. Nothing good happened before we showed up. That dude's death was absolutely in vain and no one will remember he ever existed. Where's the keg?"

Janaing by You don't know how to baaaaaa October 13, 2013

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Janking

To dodge from side to side/up-down in an evasive manner.

I had to be constantly janking to avoid the tracer and flak fire.

Janking by leaf November 11, 2003

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jagging

To excessively stroke one's penis until there is smegma around the penis.

Leewong couldn't bakadong last night so he end up jagging.

jagging by Leewong May 2, 2006

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JANGLING

A GESTURE THAT MY WEIRD STEP BROTHER THINKS IS THE FUNNIES THING. THE ACT OF JANGLING IS PLAYING AROUND WITH A MAN'S JUNK OR ANUS IN A TICKLING FASHION. SORT OF THE SAME AS GOOSING. WE CALL MY STEP BROTHER THE JANGLER.

JANGLER STOP JANGLING MY PENIS ITS GAY!

JANGLING by YOKO ONO THA BONO March 27, 2010

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