Mental Infant 

A person who wastes other people's time by pretending to be smart but is just a moron. If you see one of these people just say, you know where the door is and they will head on out if they know what's good for em.

Sometimes you just look and around and see all these mental infants fumbling around with whatever they are trying to do... sometimes it makes me cry

Mental Infant by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

gorilla infant 

1.a human being that exceeds the normal size, hair, behavioral, and drinking limit that normal arthropods would exceed.

2.being completely oblivious 2 yourself and other creatures surrounding your circumference

yo grud, you be the perfect description of a gorilla infant

gorilla infant by paul jonathan January 13, 2008

sticky infant 

The act of having sex with a woman from behind while she has a baby strapped onto her front and then spinning her around and getting off on the baby.

See that hot mamma, I want to give her a sticky infant.

sticky infant by Gossett's future baby December 13, 2016

Holy Infant 

Holy Infant is probably one of the best schools. I would have never been the person I am today if It weren't for this school. Teachers are great, and are determined to help anyone. Holy Infant helped me grow in my faith tremendously, and I love this school. It also taught me how to respect everyone around me.

Best school to go to HOLY INFANT!

Holy Infant by MNColly123 June 16, 2010

fantastic infant dressing 

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.

Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.

fantastic infant dressing by Sakura-san January 15, 2009

Noodle Infant 

PastaBaby

Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?

Noodle Infant by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011

Project Infant 

It is a project created by a wacko egotistical autistic Irishman who preys on young children on the internet but claims it is for genealogy.

Project Infant is a secret code word.

Project Infant by RinoLover5535 November 28, 2024