Bible Humper

A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.

Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."

Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."

Bible Humper by Tiff January 30, 2004

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I always knew he was a rump humper.

rump humper by yesh,, March 18, 2008

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She likes the guy with the camera and glasses even though he has 20/20 vision. She's such a Hipster Humper.

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someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

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Also known as Raccoon River campground. This is a campground which is probably the cheapest place to stay in Panama City Beach, Florida.

I got lucky at the Raccoon Humper over spring break!

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Someone who drives down the middle of the road, on top of or over the line. A person who won't pick a lane.

I hate riding in the car with Drivey McBad, he's a stripe humper, and it makes me nervous.

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A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.

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