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Contextual Hotness

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When a man or a woman appears hotter because of the context he/she is viewed in. When the context is remove the person may appear less attractive.

Examples include:
Cheerleaders
Firefighters
Stippers
Guy Number 1: Dude that girl's smokin'
Guy Number 2: Dude it's only contextual hotness, trust me i've seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
by supernerdpp August 5, 2010
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ICEBERG HARNESS

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What phil ho does to carol wang

(leave it up to your imagination)
the other day, in the shower, PHil totally iceberg harnessed the shit out of me! i couldnt even sit for 3 days!
by shinkako December 15, 2010
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Backhead Hotness

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When the back of someones head looks more attractive than their actual face does, resulting in a feeling of disappointment
Guy 1: Damn dude that gurl looks hot as hell, let's see if she turns around
Guy 2: ah shit false alarm, we got ourselves some backhead hotness
by uraveragerandy April 25, 2014
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oddity hotness

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When a person is attractive despite having some odd features that would not conform with general beauty standards.
I don't know what it is about that girl but she has a certain level of oddity hotness, I don't really know why I find her attractive but I do.
by JimmyBobbett May 26, 2017
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Ratchet Hoeness

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Ratchet Hoeness is a person (usually a female) who takes being a Ratchet Hoe to the next level. She usually flirts and has sex with her best friends man, her neighbor, her coworker, etc. without hesitation .
Mary introduced her friend Rhonda to her brother and the very next day Rhonda took "Ratchet Hoeness" to another level and had sex with Mary's brother. Ratchet Hoeness in the flesh
by Count it #32 May 31, 2023
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situational hotness

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when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.
"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."
by Jimmy St. George street October 5, 2009
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New Orleans Hornets

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The best NBA team. The Hornets are home to basketball greats like Chris Paul and 3-point sharpshooters like James Posey and Peja Stojakovic.
Guy 1: Yeah the New Orleans Hornets beat the Spurs!
Guy 2: Yeah! Hornets FTW
by dReAmThEaTeR fan October 10, 2008
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