Bad Gloop 

When you take too many prescriptions painkillers and have diarrhea similar to shitting hot tar for several hours

A: Man I had a bad gloop last night after taking my dad's pain pills

B: Dude how are you not dead

Bad Gloop by Bigbenis6969 January 7, 2021

Poopy gloop 

A, fat, stupid, ugly, stinky person basically just ALL insults in two words

You are a poopy gloop!

Poopy gloop by Elissocool January 22, 2024

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they take a dump.

They listened to old GG Allin records while he pulled off The Augustus Gloop

The Augustus Gloop by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they are taking a dump.

They listened to GG Allin records while he pep-talked her into doing The Augustus Gloop.

The Augustus Gloop by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

Hork Hork Hork Glorp Glorp Gloop Gloop Gloop Doot Doot

Gibberish nonsense that apparently describes cake

"Hork hork hork glorp glorp gloop gloop gloop doot doot, Cake at Stake!"

Hork Hork Hork Glorp Glorp Gloop Gloop Gloop Doot Doot by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Glooby 

-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.

-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.

Glooby by DGloobs May 29, 2023

glook 

another way of saying thank you

person: “hey you look nice today”

other person: “glook bro”

glook by bigbootyhoe2426 May 30, 2018