Gill St. Bernard's 

An extremely affluent, small, private K-12 school located in Gladstone, NJ. Made up of 72 acres, it has 2 streams, horses, two gymnasiums, and facilities you would see at a college. Sheltered rich kids go here and are all too caught up with grades and having the best designer wear. "Partying" is not what normal teenagers would call it, but Gill kids think its hardcore anyway. Our soccer team is godly, along with tennis, cross-country, and basketball. Not to mention our theater department kicks ass too with numerous Rising Star awards from the Papermill Playhouse. The "Hockenbury" building has a student cafe/lounge and library that has a fireplace and lounge area, stained glass on the book shelves, and laptops for student use. Basically, you can't go here unless you are loaded. Classes end mid-May and then you have "unit" which can mean traveling to a foreign country for 2 weeks and staying in nice hotels (nothing low class for us). Kids here are typical private school kids, naive and living off of daddy's money, never having to work a day. Gill kids know how to work the system though, so watch out.

Tom: Where do you go to school?
Jim: I go to Gill St. Bernard's, of course.
Tom: You mean that rich school? Damn I wish I could go there, but I'm not rich enough or smart enough!

Gill St. Bernard's by RichKidGSB May 13, 2009

Gill St Bernards 

A day school in New Jersey for wealthy kids who are smarter than the public school kids. Only for kids who plan to be successful in their future, and only for people who want to work none and earn millions. if you want a manual labor job, check out black river.

Kid 1: Where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Gill St Bernards.

Kid 1: Lucky! I go to Black river, like the rest of my moron friends.

Gill St Bernards by The one and only Xtraeneous January 27, 2011

gill cleaner 

An alternate, slang term for a napkin.

Hey James, hand me a gill cleaner, I'm about to get this food all over me.

gill cleaner by dcl94 June 16, 2010

gill-a-mbré 

Pronounced jill-ah-embréy

a type of sexually suggestive ritual dance that invokes the great powers of logical thinking and muscle flexing and yoga to give the performer(s) extraordinary insight into music, school work, work in general, and the frequently lost art of making exquisite stir-fry. It works best when used the night before you write an exam, ask someone to marry you, or decide to make Chinese food. The dance MUST be done by 1 or three or more people, NEVER TWO (2).

It was created by two odd girls who tried to carry out a voodoo ritual, but instead ended up being turned into a voodoo ritual.

NOTE: THIS DANCE MUST BE DONE NAKED AND AT 12:35am IN ORDER TO ENSURE SUCCESS.

chick: "Hey, that girl Gillian got like 110% on the exam! And her best friend Amber made some AWESOME stiryfry that same afternoon!"

dude: " NO WAY!, they must've danced the gill-a-mbré in order to pull that off! THAT IS SOOOOOOOO BEHF!"

gill-a-mbré by Yobodobo January 28, 2008

Gill St. Bernard's 

Daycare where education comes to die. Rich kids think they don't need to learn and they don't end up learning. Gill caters exactly to that. The teaching is lame, teachers hate their jobs (in all lower, middle and upper schools); it's usually in the last two months that anything of value is taught in the classroom. Some teachers are ex-gill students.. shows how great their education was- it couldn't even get them another job! Teachers are jealous of the kids and it shows. They do everything possible to stay behind state standard curriculums. Kids are mostly left to themselves. Resources are squandered on repeat mailings asking for exorbitant donations or to buy lottery tickets for cheap trinkets that even our dogs could afford. Even with all that wealth, educational standards are practically behind every other public school in the state, if not the nation. Science and math is non-existent, so if you want you kid to apply to dental school or get into a financial math program, this is not the place. They have way too much drama to do anyone any good, except the liberal arts crowd that ends up at Rutgers (if even that) or Raritan Community College (if even that). Everything is catered to pleasing the Prada parents who anyway aren't around most of the time to care what their kids are doing. It used to be a girls' school for theater studies... what would you expect?

You can count on your fingers the number of Gill St. Bernard's graduates that have gone on to (and graduated from) any top-thirty (let alone top-ten) undergraduate colleges or universities in the past two decades. That should tell you a lot about the emphasis Gill places on EDUCATION of the mind. Send your kids to school here and forget about them.

Gill St. Bernard's by cheapkate December 19, 2009

Gill Breath 

Your breath smell after munching on a skanky Stupid Donkey.

Damn I woke with Gill Breath!

Gill Breath by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Gill Fish 

Something you think about when you are high that makes you laugh your ass off.

"Hey bro, Gill Fish" *laughter*

Gill Fish by cobra31274 August 29, 2016