Stokerian Fundamentalist 

An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.

I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!

Stokerian Fundamentalist by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 10, 2019

super fundamentalist Christian church 

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay

A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.

super fundamentalist Christian church by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024

religious fuckamentalist 

A crazy Christian.

A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

Religious extremists.

I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?

religious fuckamentalist by bunnysmama1 August 18, 2011

greenback-fundalmentalist 

someone who is a zealot for money or lets money dictate their worldview;the philosophy of money

mr smithers is a greenback-fundalmentalist

greenback-fundalmentalist by revtriggafinga October 13, 2008

gaygreenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money but happens to be gay;money dictates their worldview

that gay billionaire is a
"gaygreenback-fundalmentalist"

gaygreenback-fundalmentalist by reverend.triggafinga October 13, 2008

fundamentalism 

The religious belief that every word of the sacred texts is literally true; stereotypically in Christianity and taken to such extremes. See also: fundamentalist.

Fundamentalism is the tragedy of all religions.

fundamentalism by Damian Chamberlain July 16, 2006

Christian Fundamentalism 

The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.

The Bush administration is a prime example of Christian fundamentalism gone horribly sour.

Christian Fundamentalism by GleefulSchizo666 November 19, 2005