shit fucker 

LITERALLY: A Sodomite or Ass Fucker.

FIGURATIVELY: An ASSHOLE.

BOB: Sis, I don't know if you REALLY want to go out with Dick. I know he's handsome and has lots of money, but, he is a shit fucker -- literally.

SHEILA: That's okay, I like it in the ass.

BOB: I didn't need to know that!

shit fucker by Gladass Night March 2, 2009

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007

shit-fucker 

1. some asshole who pisses you off

2. a man who puts his penis in the asshole of a woman who is recently returned from the bathroom

1. that shit-fucker just keyed my car

2. my husband is a shit-fucker

shit-fucker by AMIRacle September 30, 2007

Shit Fucker 

n. One who has sexual intercourse(fuck) with a piece or a pile of shit. Adj. To descirbe how stupid one is.

Quique Pina of Chicago IL, is the biggest shitfucker I have ever met because of his attitude and he smells of shit.

Shit Fucker by RJP April 22, 2003

shit fucker 

adj.

1) Politicians and corporate executives who enjoy ass fucking the public.

2) when a dude sticks his nasty dick into an asshole filled with lots of shit.

e.g) That Obama is a real shit fucker...always in bed with the corporations and the queers having himself a shit fucking orgy.

shit fucker by soulofthasun October 16, 2009

shit-fucker 

shit fuckers are people that have a strange perversion to shitting into a condom, freezing the condom and then fucking themselves with there own frozen shit up the ass.

"hey ryan are you in the bathroom.......AHH you nasty shit fucker"

shit-fucker by Tucker February 22, 2005

shit fucker 

1) A term used to describe an individual who engages in anal sex.

2) An insult to be thrown at a person for making an ass of him or herself but not necessarily referring to the above actions.

Daniel is a total shit fucker, his girlfriend told me she took it up the ass from his last night.

shit fucker by Nobody of any particular importance July 5, 2007