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Eddie is the most annoying son of a bitch to ever grace this planet. Eddie is a disgusting human that tries to convince people of his lies which he can not stop saying. Eddie is an abusive person that forces people to have sexual relations without their consent.
Man 1: “hey that’s an Eddie.”
Man 2: “oh shit let’s run before he starts chatting shit.”
Eddie by The C 4 August 22, 2020
A unit of measurement used to desrcibe how mighty fine a lady is. Units range from 0-69 but are given only in this form (manipulation of eddies into fractions or percentages is not used)
'Person a' *Gasp* she's fit
'Person b' Yeah, I'd say she scored a solid 58 eddies
Eddie by Human definer December 5, 2013
A black human being with a personality of a legend, Eddies may seem like that they are depressed but that more likely the mood swings, Eddies have the biggest heart and Eddies light up your day even if your not expecting him too. Eddies are always there for you and always DTF. Eddies are most likely black and also thinking about becoming the next kevin hart in his career. Eddies have trouble with the women but no troubles with boys. Eddies has troubles in school because sometimes doesn't apply himself as he should. Eddies can be butts at times but yeah they are just guys who are always there.
Eddie by TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYALADDIES November 11, 2019
Eddie is short for edible in reference to food based products with THC listed as an ingredient. Usually gummies, chocolates or baked goods.
I had to stop smoking weed and started eating Eddie’s. My lungs couldn’t take it anymore.
Eddie by Stiick January 12, 2021
A boy that needs to man up and marry his beautiful significant other Kay, before she leaves.

See definition for "leave"
Eddie needs to stick to his promise.
Eddie needs to marry Kay.
Eddie by Dontfeedkay November 8, 2019
A guy who likes to watch naked mens fight in a ring.
Oh no, Eddie is watching gay porn again
Eddie by EddieStuhl January 23, 2021