EMP your life support 

EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them

EMP your life support

EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --

EMP your life support by annonymous 1223 XD June 17, 2016

Emp out

to eat someone out . eat my p*ssy out .

hey you wanna come over to my house and emp out .

Emp out by nickle dime March 25, 2020

Emp O Tuna 

A strange breed of halfman-halffur he resides in a freezing flesh village on the outskirts of what used to be a thriving nudist colony.

When going into battle with other fleshpods you may hear several calls of battle, one of the most common is, "NUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111"

This has become an anthem of many people, especially the Chewy Nudists of Oshwa. Who you will hear rooting for their hockey team going, "NUUUUUNNNNNNPIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!11111"

Many attempts at communcation with the Emp O Tuna have taken place the all end up something like this though: AALFK:DSLFJKGHTHTYYFSDFHLGHHGGHLSDLFKJGGGHHTTYTOUOWIEURYTYH !!!!

Several years ago all attempts at communication ceased.

A person who is like the Emp O Tuna is said to be a thoughtful asshole, a tolerant bigot, a person who understands things, but is often a dumbass. When the words "SELF-PWNAGE!" are used they usually refer to tuna. But it is no worry, he shrugs them off and pwns the person back with a flurry of insults stamped by the immortal END-NO ERASIES lockdown.

If you encounter the Emp O Tuna in the wild WATCH OUT! DANJAH DANJAH DANJAH! He is a master of the Erasie-Fu.

Tuna: AFDFFDEEJ:LK:HFHGHGH!

Emp O Tuna by Styffy April 7, 2004

Emp Peperami 

Emp Peperami is the storage of Peperami (the sausage based snack) for use in a disaster event such as and EMP (electromagnetic pulse) disaster.

Andy: "Theres a black out in our street I best open my EMP Peperami".

Me: "Sound".

Emp Peperami by the_riveria_kid March 9, 2011

EMP-Goth 

First Defined on Urban Dictionary by ZA2K, in this description:
Someone who identifies as EMP-Goth (Electronic Metal Punk Goth) is part of an amalgamation of Alternative subcultures, usually collected by being a part of them each in passing. Resultimg typically in an Electronic Metalhead, who Fights for Social and Environmental Justice and Equality while embracing the dark aesthetic, fashion, and nihilism of their simultaneous Goth identity.

An EMP-Goth dreads existence, but recognizes that nothing makes existence even more shitty than oppression. Therefore fights actively against the oppression of others, rocking all black, and blaring cutting edge Metal music.

The reason it is abbreviated as EMP-Goth is because of the symbolism of (you guessed it) EMPs, or Electromagnetic Pulses. A blackout technology.

It's a symbol for both resistance to oppressors In a technology and internet centric era of society, and being a part of &/or standing up for the "blacked-out" or Disenfranchised intersections of society.

EMP-Goths genre was built due to gatekeeping from it's parent genres

The only ways you can be gatekept from being EMP-Goth is if you're: Elitest, Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Nazi, or otherwise a piece of shit that makes the fight for equality more difficult for those of us who just want to exist safely and happily.

Just like Punk. "It's for everyone, unless you're not for everyone"

Did you hear the E-Metal that EMP-Goth, in the platform boots, with the deathhawk, was playing at the BLM Protest?

EMP-Goth by ZA2K November 11, 2020

Emp Guns 

Best way to remove A mobster gangstalking device.

Emp guns are the bane of trackers

Emp Guns by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

Emp-AI-thy

(noun) – Simulated compassion that feels real until you remember it’s code.

“His Emp-AI-thy was flawless — the chatbot even paused like it cared.”

Emp-AI-thy by ms7 October 12, 2025