Douche 

The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the fuck off.

ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche.

ex) Tom Cruise

Douche by Michael Markey February 27, 2008

douche 

a device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, gungey pussy

jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.

douche by dombo June 17, 2004

douche 

the sound a gun makes in slow motion.

*gun firing* douche

douche by Bitch please... im from 314. April 5, 2010

douche 

1: a jet or current especially of water directed against a part or into a cavity of the body b : an act of cleansing with a douche
2: David Hasselhoff

"Dude! I saw the douche from Baywatch get out of his car today in brown, lace-up leather pants, waving his arms like an idiot!"

douche by WU July 26, 2008

Douche 

Someone who thinks they're really awesome because they can strum a few chords on a guitar, so they bring their guitar everywhere just to prove it.

Wow, those guys sitting on the picnic benches outside of the mall are real douches.

Douche by CastOff October 18, 2010

douche 

A word used to wind friends up

Lauren is a douche

douche by livesingeneral August 26, 2012

douche 

It refers to an individual who disappears off the face of the earth, in other words, never calls you back, and, a few months later, you randomly meet at a bar and acts like everything is perfectly normal and greets you with the biggest smile on their face.

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douche by thegirlnextdoorxx October 26, 2012