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council rock 

One of the top school districts in Pa, not to mention the richest. Here you'll find a plethora of Mercedes and BMWs parked in the high school parking lot, and, I kid you not, some of them hottest looking kids in Pa, who live in huge houses, score ridiculously high on the SATs, take pricey vacations, don't ever have to get jobs cause their parents pay for everything, and who go on to be the richest and most successful people among their competition. We're naturally smart and undeniably well dressed. If you meet an even slightly stuck up person, you can pretty much better they're from Council Rock. We're sexy, rich, conceited snobs and we're fucking proud of it. We are CR.
council rock by EGS March 31, 2005

Council Gold 

A particularly garish yellow-gold jewellery favoured by chavs, pikeys and viewers of The Jeremy Kyle Show - thick hooped earrings, sovereign rings and tongue studs in particular. See the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos.
Middle class university student 1 on bus: "See that girl pushing that pram, eating a box of KFC, with her fat belly sticking out and tattooes everywhere...."

Middle class university student 2 on bus: "Yup"

Middle class university student 1 on bus: "Bet her clit's pierced with council gold.."
Council Gold by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007

council gritter 

Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!
council gritter by Baldrick March 28, 2005

council pop 

council pop by del boy September 25, 2006

council rock 

OK hard ass from north philly, you couldnt be more wrong. First of all, our school has been open for only four years, thats the number after three in case your stupid ass cant count, and we have won close to 20 league titles between our sports teams, and 5, count them, 5 state championships. Now let me do a little bit of math for your stupid north philly ass, thats about 5 league titles a year, and AT LEAST one state champ a year. Come down here to Council Rock, and who knows you may beat our asses up, after we fuck you up in a sporting event.
Dumbass just jealous of his shitty ass sports teams... WE ARE FUCKING C-R

dont hate council rock just because you can't beat us

council house bulge 

effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.
Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.
council house bulge by MoLincs October 24, 2009