confusion 

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

confusion by rmckenzie53 November 22, 2010

Confusedy 

Just another word for 'confused' though maybe sounding a bit cuter.

I'm really confusedy

Confusedy by NatsukiKonaKon January 18, 2010

Confusimonism 

A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each individual. Typical relationships may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, personal assistant. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.

In practicing Confusimonism I’ve found true fulfillment and enlightenment.

Confusimonism by Tongue Punch January 9, 2013

confusimicating 

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.

My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.

confusimicating by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

Centrifugal Confusion 

That awkward thing where you and another person are face to face in a hallway and can't get around each other.

Pardon me ma'am It seems we a had a bit of a centrifugal confusion.

Centrifugal Confusion by SCVNGR August 24, 2015

am confusion 

A substitute for the word "im confused"
A word you use when you are using a goofy tone and don't want to say "im confused"

Jack: The Mashpotatos have no bones??
Noah: Am confusion
Jack: *repeats sentence*

am confusion by jackmandeez00999 June 19, 2021

[visible confusion] 

(1)An emotion/reaction to something you can't fully understand or contemplate. (2)You are very confused, and your face indicates your state of confusion to all nearby people. Most catalysts for the visible confusion are a friend, a pet, or a girl who you can't tell is flirting with you or not. The origin of visible confusion is Obi-Won Kenobi in Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones.

Friend 1: Dude! I think that girl was just flirting with me! That slap was definitely out of love...
Friend 2: visible confusion

[visible confusion] by Daddy Pedro December 3, 2021