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clitoritch

The condition of a womans Vagina when it is unwashed or has an STD. (From the words Clitoris and Itch)
"Sue slept with that dude from the bar, He Didn't wrap it an now shes got Clitoritch."

"Man, I really need to grab a shower, I'm starting to get Clitoritch."

"That chick i hooked up with was a burner, She must had Clitoritch cuz now i got the Itchy Dick"
clitoritch by Ramirez_inc May 7, 2007
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find the clitoris 

A simple method to get a woman to like you more than any other guy.
Bro # 1: Man, I don't think Jessica likes me bro! What should I do?
Bro # 2: You just gotta find the clitoris. Works every time bro.

clitoris 

A dot-shaped nub located in the vulva above the vagina and labia minora, but below the labia majora and covered by a small hood of skin for protection against over-stimulation. The clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve sexual pleasure (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female is sexually aroused the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva.
If you want a women to experience orgasm you may which to stimulate her clitoris manually, with a vibrator or with your tongue.
clitoris by entry_grrl August 5, 2005

Clitoris 

A small, pink bud at the front of the opening of the vulva and the main source of the female's sexual pleasure. Female version of the penis.

AKA. The Good Spot.

Warning: can be too sensitive for direct stimulation.
Women are not given sexual pleasure through deep penetration with a large penis; all it gives them is a pain in the cervix. Le clitoris is the star of the show.
Clitoris by Sam January 15, 2005

Clitoris 

A very important little sexual organ on a woman. Creator of all great orgasms! But you gotta know how to stimulate it properly, else it just hurts.
To some guys, the clitoris is a doorbell. They just press it and hope someone comes.
Clitoris by TeeheeYes December 19, 2008

clitoris 

Source of unbelievable pleasure in a woman. Looks like a tiny pink Smartie.
Mmmm... very lickable...
clitoris by Alianne September 7, 2003

clitoris 

I pushed her clitoris and she went wee!
clitoris by jaffakake October 8, 2005