Skip to main content

clitoritch

The condition of a womans Vagina when it is unwashed or has an STD. (From the words Clitoris and Itch)
"Sue slept with that dude from the bar, He Didn't wrap it an now shes got Clitoritch."

"Man, I really need to grab a shower, I'm starting to get Clitoritch."

"That chick i hooked up with was a burner, She must had Clitoritch cuz now i got the Itchy Dick"
clitoritch by Ramirez_inc May 7, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Clitorich 

When a person of the male gender has sexual intercourse with many women over a short period of time
Guy 1: Man you're so lucky you get so much pussy
Guy 2: Yeah dude I've been really clitorich lately
Clitorich by Livin_Major August 2, 2017

clitoritical 

the adjective form of the word clitorous.
That girl is so clitoritical!!!

clitorical 

Any question that is posed only to the women in the general vicinity. Kinda like rhetorical question.
Guy 1:Anybody wanna go upstairs ;)?
Guy 2:Heck yes dude
Guy 1:Dude that's messed up, that was a clitorical question!
clitorical by vcsuperfan November 16, 2007

Clitorical question 

A question that's asked in a sexual context that's not supposed to receive an answer.
"You would double down on that thing wouldn't you?"
"Yes"
"Dude that was a clitorical question..."
Clitorical question by InsertX November 14, 2019

Clitorical 

(adj) Describing a question the has an obvious answer, one that normally relates to sex.
Girl - Do you want me to set up a camera while I'm taking my bath?

Guy - Is that a clitorical question?
Clitorical by Character Choice November 12, 2009
Another name to express the word ''orgasm''.
Mixture of the words clitoris and orgasmic.
Wow! Johnny really turned me on... I was soooo clitoric!
clitoric by Ronald R.J. Cools January 6, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more