tactical chunder 

This is a chunder or puke which is invoked voluntarily through the use of a physical or physchological trigger such as shoving fingers down throat/drinking salty water or imagining eating slugs/watching your grandparents have kinky sex. The tactical chunder is widely regarded as an essential whitey management skill which can, in the right hands, prove to be the turning point for a particularly brutal session.

Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.

Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.

Despite feeling a bit queasy, I took the mixed bong from Robbie and sucked it to death. Immediately, I could feel the beginnings of a potentially lethal whitey - light-headedness, churning stomach and full-body sheen. I made a swift dash to the toilet and performed a tactical chunder.

tactical chunder by Alastair November 17, 2003

Chunderbaws 

This exclamation has two major uses:

1) Whilst feeling hungover, on the come-down, or in any situation that arouses a feeling similar to having a pig shit inside your skull, this exclamation may be muttered or yelled, in order to relieve some stress.

2) It may also be used as an jovial insult at someone in such a situation as described above.

1) A man naked and alone at T in the Park arises from his tent, looks at the surrounding landscape, and then raises his eyes to the heavens. After a pregnant pause he exclaims: 'I've lost ma mates, ma clothes, all ma money, and ma self-respect .... CHUNDERBAWS!!!!!'

2) A young banker trips up whilst walking down the street and lands in a heefty pile of pig shite; a verbose passerby yells: 'CHUNDERBAWS!!!!!'

Chunderbaws by Brigid 'Chunders' Daily September 11, 2009

Tactical Chunder 

When someone deliberately chunders in the early stages of an evening in order to then drink more later on in the night. They can also do this to avoid chundering embarrassingly.

I'm gonna have a tactical chunder and then we can go to Smack.

Tactical Chunder by mewj October 3, 2015

chundermuff 

The term for a woman's filthy, broke-ass sexual assets that are so disgusting, so heinous, they make you want to chunder(vomit). Can also be used as a derogatory term for a woman who may or may not possess said assets.

"Check out the chundermuff across the bar. 5 bucks if you ask her how many spokes she has intact."

Bro 1: "How was that betty you bagged last night? Rockin' a snapper?"
Bro 2: "Dude... total chundermuff. Like fucking a grease trap. Woof."

chundermuff by UrbDickler July 27, 2010

Chunder Tits 

A term used for a friend who is always chundering after excessive alcohol consumption.

Origin: United Kingdom, 2011, used to refer to Dan Barker.

Geezuz Chunder Tits is exposing himself again

Chunder Tits by waffles183 January 13, 2011

Chowdered 

To be chowdered is to make out with a girl within 30 minutes of her giving a different dude head, preferably in the rank ass bathroom of your local bar.

Joe: Dude, I just made out with the hottest chick in the room.

Mike: Which one?

Joe: The one over there in the blue shirt.

Mike: Bro, she just blew me in the bathroom five minutes ago. You just got chowdered.

Chowdered by Buck Fertuzzi August 1, 2010

chunder 

When one has too much alcohol in the stomach so they get sick and throw up.

"Oh hey there Jimmer. Why are you throwing up on my flowers?"
"Oh sorry Goby. I really have to chunder."

chunder by smitstain April 7, 2019