Mudslide canoeing 

During anal intercourse the male hits a nerve that causes the female to start shitting uncontrollably on the males dick, while the male continues to bang her using the shit as lube.

Amanda was taking it up the butt when suddenly she had the urge to shit. John then continued to bang and begin his journey of "mudslide canoeing" until he was satisfied.

Mudslide canoeing by Domweatherman February 4, 2014

Biscuit Canning 

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

Biscuit Canning by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

canning 

A form of hazing that involves throwing a lower classman into a garbage can to amuse Seniors and Juniors.

A group of Seniors finds a Freshman and picks him off his feet. They then precede to take said Freshman and throw him in the trash can, thus "canning" him. Generally this is accompanied by shouts of protest from the victim and laughter by everyone else.

Occasionally said hazing can result in a fist fight.

Origin: Terra Linda High School, Marin County.

canning by TLcruelty December 29, 2009

canning carrots 

the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole

She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.

She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?

canning carrots by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010

Canoeing 

A sexual position with three people. A Man lays down and two women climb on, like riding a canoe. One rides the waist, the penis...and one rides the face, the tongue.

We had a threesome last night and the other girl and I went canoeing on him!

Canoeing by BigJimRabbitt May 15, 2018

Emma Canning 

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.

She's as beautiful as emma canning

Emma Canning by mf- November 3, 2009

canning 

gerund form of 'to can.' Canning involves searching or rummaging through private trash sites, i.e. residential trash cans, business dumpsters, or abandoned buildings.

We were canning at this abandoned house and found these Harry Potter books.

canning by nicholas chiarella October 2, 2007