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Calories 

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night
I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?
Calories by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021

cavonious 

when someone does something or acts like a caveman.
The way he eats with his hands and feet is cavonious
cavonious by minnieinsac May 30, 2021

calories 

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night
oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!
calories by anonymous April 29, 2022

caprious 

Caprious is a man
I hate caprious! just kidding hes cool.
caprious by someone188888 June 1, 2022

Calories 

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.
Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”
Calories by Shaya October 25, 2022

Calories 

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”
Calories by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023