Cia 

Cia's are short as hell. They are so fucking short and built like a smurf. Cia's are so small. They are basically a minion.

person 1: Who is that short ass tiny smurf looking girl?
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.

Cia by bananaguy_123 December 14, 2022

CIA 

This term is usually referencing to the group Criminal-Investigation-Agency

We are with the CIA. Criminal-Investigation-Agency

CIA by Jesus H. Chirst March 11, 2023

cia 

if you dont Cee an A on ur paper then, just like I do, ur dumb kid

joe: i failed
me: Cee MY a bitch
joe: oh dang man you sheeshers got me there, i dont see an A on mine, guess i cant be in the cia

cia by frogseaturguts March 27, 2023

CIA 

a terrorist organization disguised as a government body, who are funded by American Tax Dollars.

I fucking hate the CIA, they shot John F. Kennedy and they did 9/11 with the help of President bush.

CIA by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023

CIA 

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."

CIA by 7568ino November 16, 2023

CIA Special 

Two bullets in the back of the head, then they sprinkle cocaine on your corpse, and rule your death a suicide

Tom found out something he shouldn't have and ended up with the CIA Special

CIA Special by Freakingdoomguy November 2, 2017

CIA coup 

An often violent change in the government of a country not allied with the US, brought about or instigated by CIA operatives. Preety abundant during the Cold War.

A CIA coup overthrew Prime Minister Mossadeq when he tried to nationalise Iranian oil in the 1950s.

CIA coup by ong May 19, 2006