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orlando bloom 

English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.
Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"

Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"

Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
orlando bloom by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007
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Orlando Bloom 

An English actor who starred in films such as 'Lord of the Rings', 'Troy' and 'Pirates of the Carribean'.
He has a lot of silly Fangirls drooling over him as well(Just read the last 5 pages of definitions).
Personally, I think Orlando Bloom is hideous, and that these fangirls need to get out more.

apple bloom 

most awesome cutest little pony on the T.V show My little pony: friendship is magic. she is one of the cutie mark crusaders and is BFF's with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle! plus, she's apple jack's little sis
"apple bloom is soooooo cute!"
apple bloom by PiNkAmEnA pIe December 18, 2012

In Bloom 

Nirvana's third single off of their revolutionary 1991 album, 'Nevermind'.
In Bloom by Rusty Shackelfurd September 7, 2005

in bloom 

Possibly the best song by possibly the best band, Nirvana. Is insulted by haters who grew up listening to Simple Plan/Gwen Stefani era music, which comes out of a box and have no real emotional value, as apposed to actual instruments and real feelings.
A song that reminds you what the world might of been like if Cobain hadn't shot himself.
in bloom by Rush8192 September 13, 2005

derek bloom 

The amazing drummer of From First To Last.
Is also in The Color of Violence with fftl guitarist Travis Richter.
Also, Dereks current girlfriends name is Sommer.
Was born in California.
derek bloom by wowthatshardcore August 21, 2006

In Bloom 

when some one sings a song but totaly doesnt get the meaning of it just like the song in bloom by nirvana talks about
dude did you hear james sing "welcome home"?

yea man he is so in bloom
In Bloom by Ran Sero April 22, 2008