mind over bladder 

The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.

Joe: Dude! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a piss right now!!
Pete: No can do, man! Just use your mind over bladder!

mind over bladder by medicalmechanica September 28, 2011

bashful bladder 

Bashful bladder is stage fright is shy bladder is pee shy is pee anxiety and is paruresis which is a social phobia which means whenever you are away from your home toilet you can't piss no matter how bad you have to go and develop a strange, noticeable, tender bulge in the area below your belly button.

When you have bashful bladder your 9 hour day at high school, at work, at a rock concert, or at a football game is pure, excruciating hell, the revenge of too much chlorinated water or too many cans of Bud and sphincters that won't budge.

bashful bladder by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

bladder event

A somewhat dry, more polite euphemism for pissing your pants.

It appears that during the extended impeachment inquiry testimony today, while tweeting like a deranged lunatic for what may have been hours, the Trumpster may have had a bladder event.

bladder event by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019

Mad Blazed

The state one gets after smoking a large amount of Marijuana (3+ blunts, 5+ joints, or 4+ bongs).

Tom: Yo man, you gunna hit this bong again?

Joe: Chill man, I'm already mad blazed.

Mad Blazed by pimbo420 April 11, 2009

Mount&Blade 

A game, created by Taleworlds, that revolves around the world of Calradia, which has been thrown into war between five different factions. The game revolves around one character and his/her adventure in the land, becoming a vassal, bandit, or whichever the gamer chooses.

The game consists of a world map similar to the Total War Series, and randomly generated battle maps where players can either ride on horse-back or be on foot, and wield axes, swords, bows, and spears.

"I defeated an army of 900 Nords yesterday with only 100 Swadian Knights!"
"What game is this?"
"Mount&Blade dude!"

Mount&Blade by BaldurThor August 25, 2009

blade hoots

When a smoker gets a torch and burns two knives to extreme temperature, then procedes to pick up the pot on the knife and squishes them together. The target generally has a funnel and inhales the smoke, for a super good high.

Johnny did blade hoots last night, man was he fucked.

blade hoots by KyleManSK May 4, 2007

Bladder Flush 

Beer

Bartender: Another beer Mr.Oz?
Mr. Oz: No, I've had enough bladder flush for tonight. Would you call me a cab please.

Bladder Flush by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022