sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

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sober as a jaybird by Melania Love July 29, 2015

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Pulling a Jayson

1. Being a Pussy 2. Trying to be over professional in unprofessional situations.. also see douche bag

Man he sure is pulling a Jayson right now.

Pulling a Jayson by brewdog0503 October 23, 2009

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'A Jayne's reply'

A Jayne's reply

A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.

Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.

For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."

You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"

'A Jayne's reply' by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 November 3, 2009

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a’jaydah

A nice and shy woman. She always sticks up for what's right and always tries to make you smile. She will never leave your side even through your worst days. She can be a little tricky at times.

Person: why is she always so nice

Person 2: because she is a’jaydah

a’jaydah by itsyagirlkaykay December 17, 2020