asshole in a truck 

A term used to describe a bad driver of a truck, 4WD or ute. See song often sung by drivers.

"I'm an asshole in a truck
I'm an asshole in a truck
I cannot drive for shit
I'm an asshole in a truck".

asshole in a truck by John Barratt August 20, 2008

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?

Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

Asshole in a Frenzy 

When you use this phrase it means it got you irritated,angry, and/or made your asshole clench from Anxiety.

I hate when i can’t half-swipe on snapchat, it sent my asshole in a frenzy.

Asshole in a Frenzy by BadBittieInTheCity April 25, 2020

asshole is like a clown's pocket 

A really deep asshole.

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

asshole is like a clown's pocket by TheOtherBrownMan January 23, 2014

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.) 

when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.

A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.) by Paul Wall Peoples Champ April 23, 2010

colder than a well digger's asshole 

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

colder than a well digger's asshole by Well Digger September 1, 2011

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog by b4stard November 10, 2005