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007 Licensed to thrill 

man of many talents,, all non-typical ,,totally Bond like,, could launch the space shuttle with a martini in one hand and a mega babe in the other,while ordering oysters Rockefeller,caviar,and asti spumanti to be waiting for them when they land on the moon for a dinner appetizer...
hitcher: Dude I was thumbing the I-5 from Portland to Seattle, when this Bondmoblie pulls up,and this "007 Licensed to thrill hipcat with major Tats, and the stereo roaring out tasty licks from S.R.V. I say, how far you going ?? Driver: usually I go all the way,,, but, in your case,, hows Tumwater sound ?? Hitcher: cool,, and we make the next 103 miles in like less than 55 mins. pulls-over drops me,, and sez ,,next time we'll try it blindfolded,,Hitcher: too cool to be true ....
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007 kush 

good ass bud that gets you fucked up so smoke it and pop an adderall shit gets you fucked up
i smoked that 007 kush and poped that pill and got fucked up
007 kush by psychopathic...pat January 27, 2010
A person who loves the lining of their asshole getting RIPPED open by an extremely large penis all while playing computer games. Can also be known as RIP or RND
Man oh man, I got the lining of my asshole RIPPED last night like 007 RIP style.
007 RIP by BizMoney February 14, 2019
just 007 C but so much worse
-007 C is dead then became alive again
-007 C by . . . . March 13, 2023

upperdecker 007

The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.
I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.
upperdecker 007 by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017

Rule 007 

Rule to being awesome. If you wear a cool shirt you are obeying Rule 007.
You look cool in that skull shirt!

Thanks, just obeying Rule 007!
Rule 007 by Gwibft September 2, 2013

lolo_007 

Handsome gentleman who is very clever, funny and kind.
"Oh, here's lolo_007!"
"Yay"
lolo_007 by asdf f February 1, 2021