Joy Penis 

A woman with a very large penis who is named Joy. Many times lives a seemingly 'normal' life with a husband and kids, but has a large penis. Usually ends with divorce.

Guy 1: Hey man what happened with Joy?

Guy 2: I broke up with her.

Guy 1: Why!? She was hot!

Guy 2: She had a Joy penis.

Guy 1: Oh!

Joy Penis by Mysterypickle July 17, 2011

Rhino Penis

The weirdest looking thing in the world. It's long, and people think it's a 5th leg. Pretty nasty.

Son: Hey look! The Rhino has 5 legs!
Mom: Honey, that's not a 5th leg. That's a rhino penis.

Rhino Penis by Globz August 3, 2011

Nerd Penis Length 

The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)

Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.

Nerd Penis Length by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011

Food penis 

A hunger for sexual activity in the penile region

Ethan had a large food penis after seeing a very attractive person down the street.

Food penis by Heisenberg White December 26, 2011

deshi deshi tard penis 

literally just words added together as an insult. when you can't find correct words to describe someone who is being unreasonable.

oh man, you're such a deshi deshi tard penis.

deshi deshi tard penis by lozzer14 November 18, 2010

Antonia's penis 

A penis that sticks out of your asshole

I wanna fuck you in the ass with Antonia's penis. BUTT SEX!

Antonia's penis by Douchey pouchey May 17, 2015

MLK giant curved penis statue 

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

MLK giant curved penis statue by Hym Iam January 16, 2023