your sucking the meat off his penis 

When you are giving someone a handy for no reason, and their balls are all the way down another persons throat.

Kam- Wow cam how are you so good at Fortnite. Kk- your sucking the meat off his penis.

your sucking the meat off his penis by Dagger dic September 30, 2020

carpe penis 

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

carpe penis by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

long saggy penis 

when ones penis goes to saggy because the persons has had too much anal sex.this happens when the person has multiple orgasms every hour, 24 hours.

I have a very long saggy penis but sometimes when i had sex again i got a bona and it curved into my girlfriends but.

long saggy penis by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

work out penis 

Work out penis is found in it's natural territory at the campus gym and often causes women to drool over an/or stalk it for pleasure.

"Jen likes work out penis"

work out penis by GuessWho October 13, 2003

popsicle penis 

when one's penis becomes extremely cold due to extreme weather exposure.

dude, i just got back from an early season ride on my motorcycle, i should have wore long underwear because i have popsicle penis.

popsicle penis by schippy March 21, 2009

Jungle Penis 

Uncircumcised with the combination of unshaven pubes, reminiscent of the tribal way of the jungle and their uncleanliness

I was taking a shower at the YMCA and I saw this one fool with jungle penis! It was covered with some weird skin and lost in the hair!

Jungle Penis by yvanehtnioj December 20, 2008

Ambush Penis 

When a person unexpectedly sends you a picture of their penis /or naked body. Especially true when you have not said or done anything to encourage the sharing of nudity .

I met this guy online and two emails in I said here's a picture of me at Orlando and the nest thing I know *BAM* Ambush Penis. So that was the end of that.

Ambush Penis by Briesie March 24, 2011