Dylan’s Penis 

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.

What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s Penis by J.J Hall June 14, 2022

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat

HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!

Mongolian throat penis by Willy donka August 31, 2022

National Suck Some Penis Day 

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You

- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you

National Suck Some Penis Day by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022

Bimone big penis 

A knob cheese feeding cretin who will do anything in its power to fondle kids.

Stop trying to molest that child bimone big penis

Bimone big penis by bil billy bob February 19, 2023

Charizard's Super Huge Penis 

Charizard huge penis is so large that it will destroy ash's Pikachu in one shot

I love sucking Charizard's Super Huge Penis

Charizard's Super Huge Penis by charizardpp April 2, 2023

slaying absolute penis 

alt form of ‘serving cunt’

omg, my blorbo was just convicted of manslaughter while slaying absolute penis in their new button down flannel frock

slaying absolute penis by percyption April 18, 2023

Beat a badger with A penis 

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

Beat a badger with A penis by Potatomans October 4, 2017