parking lot sagging

Pulling into a parking lot in a car that sits so low, that the bumper scrapes when you pull in. Hence the parking lot is sagging.

my 1963 Impala sits about one inch off the ground. when i pull into parking lots, my bumpers drag, and sparks emit. In my neighborhood they call it "parking lot sagging". a common term in the lowriding community.

parking lot sagging by Ricky Pearson January 11, 2008

Parking Garage 

I place to hang out, usually downtown. Perfect for getting away at night, and listening to music. Can literally be a parking garage. Perfect for messing around, and escaping.

Thomas: hey dude, where are we hanging?

Kaitlyn: parking garage. duh.

Heather: you bring the music, I'll bring the lawn chairs.

Parking Garage by the joker161 February 15, 2010

parking 

to have sex in a park

do u wanna go parking wif me?

parking by clumsy pixie XD November 29, 2009

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

patting the piglett by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

Parking Ass

v. Whatever the person reading or hearing it thinks it is; have fun seeing what other people think of this phrase.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much ass did you park? 8. I was parking ass soooo much.

Parking Ass by Internet Lumberjack January 6, 2011

parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.

Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.

parking space by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015

parking lot zombie 

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.

There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!

parking lot zombie by ks4isu November 3, 2015