Joeled 

When you and your friends order something at a dining establishment, and then when the food comes, you smell, see, or taste the food that was your SECOND choice. At that time, you realize that your whole night will now suck, because you ordered the wrong dish...you've been Joeled.

When the waitress came out with your fajita all sizzling and smoking...i just knew I had been Joeled.

Joeled by WingNut1976 October 15, 2010

Jelena 

The couple/ship name for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Aka something that all Beliebers hate because it involves the beautiful Selena Gomez whom they happen to be very jealous about.

Belieber 1: "OMFG did you see that picture Juju posted of him and Slutena like wtf is he testing us?!?!111?!"

Belieber 2: "Oh the Jelena one. Yeah I saw that. He's so testing us to see what we'll do"

Jelena by lovewillrememberjelena August 18, 2013

Jaelee 

Blonde girl Nick name " usually Jelly or Pie" very fun person!! does Drugs but not alot!!!!with amazing friends prolly pudding friends " vanilla and butterscottch" With a bubbley personality

Jaelee is soooo Jiggly!!

Jaelee by KrazyKeKe420 January 29, 2009

Joel Elvin 

An fat Asian gay guy who's into bum fun but can't do it due to his penis being the size of a cocktail sausage.

Gay guy: omg Joel Elvin gave me anal but I couldnt feel anything cause his penis is so small

Gay guys friend: oh really I heard that his dicks so small that he had to get a specially made machine to wank himself

Gay guy: hahahahahahaha

Joel Elvin by ecnerwal siwel November 1, 2012

Joel 

A guy who is a fuckboy and someone to stay CLEAR of. He doesn't care about the people he leaves behind, and he will just pull you in with his sly remarks and controlling nature, "get what he wants", and then dumps you.

You know that new guy Joel? Yeah, well he's a fuckboy. Probably. I mean, I don't know him at all, but his name is Joel, sooo.....

Joel by cardiganfucker June 9, 2018

billy joel 

Blow job. From the initials of the great piano man.

"Yeah she was great...got myself a Billy Joel too"

billy joel by Lewis1983 May 21, 2005

JoeleoChodeo 

A specific penis sizing devise used to determine the length of a new born baby penis.

The average JoeleoChodeo runs about .3 - 1.5 inches long

Mom: Doctor, is my baby's penis too small?

Doctor: Let me get the JoeleoChodeo and find out. *Doctor measures* Nope! It's right at .5 inches!

JoeleoChodeo by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015