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MJ Bestie 

When your best friend (aka bestie) is called MJ (like in Mary Jane or Mickael Jackson). They have the purest of souls, will light you up when your life is dark, are the prettiest of persons, and most of all, they will be the utmost pinnacle of best friends. Remember to get to know them well and care for them, and life will be as fun and fulfilling as it can be!
Person 1: "So who's that pretty girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's MJ Bestie. She's such a great friend!"
MJ Bestie by cataplexy July 10, 2023

Two domains are better than one 

When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.
Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog

Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!

The Weirder The Better 

Anything other than average looks, behavior, personality and all other ways to make you feel weird. Craziness in life will always toss you something that you haven't seen before. It's ok because the weirder the better. You understand it will show up when your not looking.
That guy was fucked up. Hey the weirder the better.
The Weirder The Better by Shitzami September 13, 2021

Yeet your short bestie day 

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties :P HAHAHHAHAH
short friend: Hey bestie! :) Guess what day is coming up?
Tall friend: Uh.. Slap ur tall's bestie booty day?
short friend: yeah >:)
Tall friend: guess what, short bestie?
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: well, it's almost "Yeet your short bestie day!"
Short friend: NOOOooooo

No Slander Bestie Day 

April 6th. The day you must not slander your bestie.
Oh no, it’s No Slander Bestie Day, I have to be nice to you! :(