When your best friend (aka bestie) is called MJ (like in Mary Jane or Mickael Jackson). They have the purest of souls, will light you up when your life is dark, are the prettiest of persons, and most of all, they will be the utmost pinnacle of best friends. Remember to get to know them well and care for them, and life will be as fun and fulfilling as it can be!
Person 1: "So who's that pretty girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's MJBestie. She's such a great friend!"
Anything other than average looks, behavior, personality and all other ways to make you feel weird. Craziness in life will always toss you something that you haven't seen before. It's ok because the weirder the better. You understand it will show up when your not looking.
October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties :P HAHAHHAHAH
short friend: Hey bestie! :) Guess what day is coming up?
Tall friend: Uh.. Slap ur tall's bestie booty day?
short friend: yeah >:)
Tall friend: guess what, short bestie?
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: well, it's almost "Yeet your short bestie day!"
Short friend: NOOOooooo