squeeze job 

a sexual favor given to a man by means of a strong, steady grip. The provider will firmly wrap his or her hand around the recipient's genitalia and apply extreme pressure until the recipient has completed orgasm. squeeze jobs often result in significant injury if not properly administered. one must always be careful and respectful when giving squeeze jobs.

My date last night was such a prude! I couldn't even talk her into giving me a squeeze job.

Francisco's partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.

squeeze job by cimg November 14, 2007

squeeze 

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good and the bad not just significant other, but essential

MY squeeze and I are going to the movies. I couldn't live without my squeeze

squeeze by jerrymary August 22, 2007

squeegee headed penis leech 

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

squeegee headed penis leech by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

squeeze 

To compress something

Imma squeeze your neck till u turn purple and stop moving foo!

squeeze by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

squeege 

To Urinate, To Take A Piss

"Hold my drink real quick,i gotta take a squeege."

squeege by Bibo B Eazy August 19, 2008

squeech 

1. To slide/ creep along in a worm like movement. Bunching up in the middle, then extending forward.

2. Pinch/ squeeze.

3. Throw it in anywhere in a sentence to spice things up.

1. She squeeched along on her stomache, stalking the boy ahead of her.

2. Boy: "Did you just squeech my butt?"
Girl: "Maybe i did... maybe i didn't!"

3. Boy and girl walking in silence
Boy: "SQUEECH!"
Girl: "I love you."
Boy: "Oh I know."

squeech by Sneaky Spork April 13, 2009

Lemon Squeezer 

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.

"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"

Lemon Squeezer by greenjuice November 24, 2009