Cock Saved 

Opposite of cock blocked, instead of blocking your cock from access this act steers it towards greener pastures

Cock Saved: When i was about to go into my room with that uggo my friend stopped me. At the time i thought it was a cock block but upon having sobered up it was in fact a cock save.

Cock Saved by deandel March 16, 2009

step-saver 

What you call a person when they are being so lazy they act like they can only walk a certain amount of steps per day.

"Hey bro, get me that can of paint over there" (can is ten feet away and I am on a ladder)
Bro standing next to ladder. "Can't you get it? I'm holding the ladder."
"Get the paint, step-saver!!"

step-saver by doubleB June 24, 2013

period saved 

Is an event when a girl finally gets her period after having sex for the past month and is thankful she isn't pregnant.

"I had drunk sex with Joey last night, I'm so afraid I'm pregnant."
"Yeah, that happened to me too, but I just got period saved so it's all good."

period saved by alex3 January 20, 2014

Saver's remorse 

The feeling of regret after one has controlled their impulse to buy something (usually expensive), and then later returned to the store, only to find that their intended purchase has already been bought by someone else. The opposite of buyer's remorse.

Jack had serious saver's remorse after he returned to Nordstrom to buy a sick pair of Rock and Republic's he saw a few days ago, but found that they were completely out of his size.

Saver's remorse by r&r_metro December 9, 2008

Super Saver 

a very neat pubic hair strip above your penis or vagina.

Doggg, I just came all over her super saver.

Her super saver disappeared beneath my gigantic load I shot.

Super Saver by Clowninon May 18, 2010

beard flavor saver 

a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.

Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.

beard flavor saver by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

Saved by the Smell 

Home made porno starring Dustin Diamond, famous for his role as Screech in Saved by the Bell. Bell has been changed to smell as Diamond performs a dirty sanchez (now referred to as a dirty screech) on one of the girls in the film!

Mr A: Have you seen Saved by the Smell yet?
Mr B: Yeah, its fuckin' rancid!

Saved by the Smell by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008