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Penguin-wrapper philosophy

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.
Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."

same shit different wrapper  

This Phrase is to describe when someone tries to scam others and pitches the same basic idea, but alters it to make the victim seem special.
In high school i used this photography scam on all the jocks by selling them the same shit different wrapper

candy wrapper 

Another term for condom.

The candy is your dick, and the wrapper is the condom.

Candy+wrapper = Candy wrapper!
Person 1: Dude, where did you get that candy wrapper?
Person 2: They have 'em at the gas station down the road.
candy wrapper by DJ M&'M July 30, 2008
Man know what get them wraps and roll up
Wraps by Jason November 15, 2003
(adj): To have a condom on.
Girl: The test came back positive. You're the father!
Boy: Aww, hell nah! I was wrapped every time we did it!
Wrapped by VFaux January 23, 2011

nigger wrapped up in a sheet 

A slang term for an arab
Twilight Zone- The Movie

"What is an arab anyway, A nigger wrapped up in a sheet?"