Minnesota Pincher

The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.

Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.

Minnesota Pincher by Pedro the substenancer December 1, 2010

Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

Pinching Horseshoes by Annastacia June 27, 2009

Pinched my Bird 

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

Pinched my Bird by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020

asshole pinche 

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

asshole pinche by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

Shadow Pincher 

Sex term. Positioning your hand like a doberman pincher shadow puppet and using it on a female sexually. THREE IN THE STINK; THUMB IN THE PINK!

This girl needed more last night, so I had to sick the Shadow Pincher on her. Good Dog.

Shadow Pincher by murmursho June 1, 2015

pancho for president 

A non-existing alias used around election time for any position that needs to be elected for....

Dude1: bra who did you vote for the new club president??

Dude2: I just put 'Pancho for president' on the paper and submitted it.

Dude1: But he wasn't on the ballots...

Dude2: Yeah, i know!

pancho for president by Flakesalicious Cornnutritious December 3, 2009

penchnaldo 

Penchnaldo sometimes known as "Cristiano Ronaldo" is a Portuguese professional football player (or as Americans like to call it "soccer") who likes to ghost in big games, be benched, and scored penalties. He has no other aspects to his game but those. He was good for a couple of years but Messi has always been better than him.

I love my idol Cristiano PENCHNALDO.

penchnaldo by so cool messi is better February 24, 2023