jason
jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too
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Jason
He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person
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the textbook definition of slow
jason
a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.
Jason
A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
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At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.