Punched Humphrey 

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

Punched Humphrey by lagr31 July 3, 2022

Cincinnati pitcher 

A person who posts up in his lawn chair and smokes his weed and never leaves such position

Cali Sunshine. I tried to break into the house but the guy was posted like a Cincinnati pitcher

Cincinnati pitcher by Xtyhm September 20, 2009

Skin Pinching

Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum sack.

"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"

Skin Pinching by SkinPincher December 29, 2009

cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.

girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"

cooch pinch by cyballs February 15, 2010

moogi pinch 

like a titty twister but more acceptable in oldish company

"Mom Dag moogi pinched me." Norbert

"Dag don't moogi pinch your brother Norbert" mom

Angry Beavers episode Utter Nonsense

moogi pinch by Libra girl March 7, 2011

Gooch Pinch

a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.

"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"

Gooch Pinch by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012

Dick Punched 

Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.

Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.

Dick Punched by Sonchosanchezz July 25, 2016