Vinesauce Joel 

A funni man who does the funni poopoo fecalfunni. A very based individual.

Person 1: "Hey do you watch Vinesauce Joel?"
Person 2: "Yes, he is very humourous, most notably when he mentions fecal matter."
Person 1: "Wut"

Vinesauce Joel by plopilpy October 26, 2020

Rowing With Joel 

Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.

'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'

'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'

'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'

'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'

'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'

'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'

Rowing With Joel by Rich Dire is a tosser October 22, 2008

Billy Joel 

The mother fucking piano man himself.

Damn, Billy Joel is fucking amazing. His music is the shit.

Billy Joel by KayEeePee February 2, 2008

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.

Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted

The Dirty Joel by Meatman121 September 4, 2019

Billy Joel 

A famous American Pianist. Released loads of songs. Best song was Piano Man which made Gold Platinum.

Guy #1: What are you listening to?
Guy #2: Billy Joel mate.

Billy Joel by bender92 August 23, 2006

The Joel 

God's father.

The Joel needs no followers, no worshipers, no recognition. That's why he made God.

The Joel by burritooooo November 12, 2018

Billy Joel Special 

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

Billy Joel Special by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010