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fascial fur 

Refers to da thick "carpet" of curly-frizzy sawdust-shavings that accumulates on your forehead, cheeks, and chin --- especially during "hot 'n' sticky" weather, or if you have a moderate stubble for drifting particles to stick to --- after cutting fascia-boards in the woodshop.
Tiffany always appreciates when I come over to do carpentry-work for her; she just wishes I would remember to wipe off the fascial fur from my face before trying to give her a kiss. She has since solved this "lack of realization in the heat of the moment" dilemma by simply always bringing along a nice cool dampened washcloth whenever she joins me at the table-saw, so that she can both clean off my powdery jowls AND soothe my heated brow at the same time.
fascial fur by QuacksO November 22, 2018
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facial-fur filter 

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
facial-fur filter by QuacksO October 21, 2019

Non-Fur-Day for furries

On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.
shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?

shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
Non-Fur-Day for furries by dog32012 December 20, 2020

Non-Fur-Day for furries

On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.
shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?

shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
Non-Fur-Day for furries by dog32012 December 20, 2020

The Fur Day 

Propaganda made by furries to notmalize fricking animals.
Furry:"Hey have you heard of The Fur Day? You have to do something I tell you!"
John: *Loads shotgun with religious intent*
The Fur Day by anonymous December 21, 2020

Gooch fur 

Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole
My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.
Gooch fur by Trout wrangler March 6, 2021