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new york yankees 

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.
Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.

New York Yankees 

1.The best baseball team in the history of baseball. Best players, best managers, best owners, best everything. Will always kick ass, no matter what.

2.A phrase which strikes fear into the heart of Red Sox fans everywhere.
New York Yankees by Ryan April 16, 2004
dude last night i totally got yanked in the corner by that hot blonde
yanked by d vern August 14, 2007

New York Yankees 

A Baseball team that people are Jealous of.
Those Damn New York Yankees one another world series.
New York Yankees by Baraconda December 13, 2008
Baseball team from NY. They have "won" 26 rings, but they still suck. They didn't win them. They bought them. Brian Cashman and the organization do their best to buy every slugger/steroid-user on the market. But even with all those sluggers, they lack team chemistry. And a decent pitching staff.

As for the fans, they are the worst types of fans in any sport (Cowboys fans close at 2nd). They're the team bandwagoners love to cheer for (especially because NY has so much money). They are very egotistical, stupid, and classless. The only things they can say are:

"GO YANKEES"
"Red Sox suck"
"JETER IS THE BEST LOLOL"
"1918"
"26 rings"

But they fail to realize that their past accomplishments don't mean shit now. They haven't won a ring since 2000, while the Sox have won 2 since then.

Yankee fans can keep on gloating about their 26 rings for now. But soon, their "loyal fans" will probably ditch them once their team continues to spend more and do worse.
Yankees by evand1991 October 22, 2008