Sonic the hedgehog 

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.

Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?

Sonic the hedgehog by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Sonic boom 

When you thrust your penis in some one and fart after you're all the way in.

Did you heard about Kevin and Stacy? They broke up after Kevin sonic boomed her pussy last night.

Sonic boom by SonicBoomer September 15, 2020

Sonic the Hedgehog 

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"

Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.

" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.

" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."

Sonic the Hedgehog by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020

Sonic boy and tails 

This is a duo of people who Gracie, Ava, Lexie and Nicole talk about 24/7. They both go heyoheyoheyoheyo when they laugh.

Omg! You have a sonic boy and tails laugh!

Sonic boy and tails by Vics January 27, 2021

Sonic Beatbox Master 

Beatboxes like the Fresh Prince.

Sonic Beatbox Master is so cool! Much better than that one Thanos Beatbox Master.

Sonic Beatbox Master by Popiyo February 11, 2021

Sonic Democracy 

The best Rock Band in Timmins, ON

“Hey man, ya going to see sonic democracy on Friday?”
“Absolutely! I’d be an absolute nut if I didn’t go!”

Sonic Democracy by Musical_avao1010 February 12, 2021

Sonic Day 

An annual celebration of when 3 mega virgins went to go see sonic the hedgehog in theaters.

Sonic day takes place on February 16th

Sonic Day by StibWoods April 21, 2021