selfie 

a shit word. it means "photograph". a word that the Oxford English Dictionary had as their word of the year, because as a fairly..."sensible" organisation, they wanted to appeal to teenagers and txt speech.

sounds a bit like the word "selfish", which is what quite a lot of social media is all about. "selfie" probably means a photo of you, that you took. but....yeah. or something.

"can you take a selfie of me?" "you mean a photograph?" "yes"

selfie by J_S_ July 7, 2019

Selfie 

Someone who is selfish or makes selfish decisions in a group. This is a noun not a verb.

Alex is such a selfie, he wants us all to go downtown just cause his girl is there.

Selfie by Zakake June 20, 2020

Selfie love 

A way in which you demonstrate how much you love yourself. It’s through selfie love

Ariela loves herself so much. She is full of selfie love.

Selfie love by Brothaontheinside August 12, 2020

Selfie-love 

A way to show your self-love with selfies

He must really love himself. He is all about the selfie-love.

Selfie-love by Brothaontheinside August 15, 2020

Selfie facing

Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.

"Really! Who do they think they are? That photo is just selfie facing".

Selfie facing by ScrumpyDan October 7, 2020

selfie 

masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or

Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"

that film was so.... I had to do a selfie driving home

selfie by Alpino January 6, 2021

Selkied

When a grown adult male seal clubs a human infant and wears its skin.

Did you hear about emile? Yeah his baby got selkied hard the other day. One day we'll have our revenge.

Selkied by Ralph Seal Fan February 2, 2021