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Tennessee Omelette 

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.
Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.

Tennessee Toothpick 

The Act of having your partner sit on your face, and remove your sphincter hair by tooth.
Well last night got pretty wild at the bachelor party, that fuckin open bar and the dancers had all of us doin Tennessee Toothpicks on the table tops.

Tennessee Tetherballs 

When one tries to slap a individual's testicles so hard, they wrap around his leg.
We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!

Tennessee Mud Slide

When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating
Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.

Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..

Tennessee steam pot 

When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.
Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.

Tennessee blowjob 

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).
“Man I could really go for a Tennessee blowjob right now!”