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The virgin Hot dog 

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it a little too much
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The virgin Hot dog 

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
The other day I told my mother-in-law to eat shit, she dared me to do the Virgin hot dog

Deep fried hot dog

“Yeah i could go for a deep fried hot dog right about now”

Go chili your own hot dog

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

home depot hot dog 

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
home depot hot dog by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Arizona smoked hot dog 

The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you
My boyfriend has a really good Arizona smoked hot dog

oingo boingo hot dog 

Something a therapist would tell you.
You: “I killed 6 people.”
Your Therapist: “Oingo Boingo Hot Dog