Chico Back Scratcher 

When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.

"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"

Chico Back Scratcher by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

scratch 

A musical note of definite pitch, created when moving a piece of vinyl back and forth in a rhythmic fashion under a needle on a phonographic turntable. Accidentally discovered (and later perfected) by Grand Wizzard Theodore.

"In fact I can't see, or can't imagine, a man who ain't a lover of beats, or a fan of scratchin'." - Eminem - "Infinite"

scratch by DJ Conan April 12, 2004

Cook-from-scratch snob 

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.

Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.

Cook-from-scratch snob by justakidatheart March 8, 2013

scratchgasm 

Used in reference to the rapid-fire single leg motion usually executed by dogs when rubbed in "that right spot".

Sean: Stop making out with my dog, bro. You know her nubbin is at the base of her tail.
Paul: Dude, she came over to be rubbed. What else am I gonna do?
Sean: Bro, that's a scratchgasm. You just went all the way with my dog. Uggh.

scratchgasm by Gloves January 9, 2008

belgium scratch 

When a penis/dildo is going into another man's penis. Google search Kids in a Sandbox.

Justen: "Hey, Greg, want a Belgium Scratch?"
Greg: "Oh, hells yeah man! I already have a pencil in my ass."

belgium scratch by The other some other guy August 22, 2006

tab-scratchers 

The term to use when you tear the tab off your can of pop before you're done drinking it, which gives you an urge to stick your tongue in the newly-made hole while drinking it.

Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.

You: Hey, what's wrong?

Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!

You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.

tab-scratchers by isochronismisms! June 16, 2009

Scratch-a-rella 

Money cash paper.

I need to get some scratch-a-rella.

Scratch-a-rella by facecard April 18, 2004