Sanderpism Karma 

The oldest religion known to man. Sanderpism Karma is usually just refurred to as Sanderpism. Sanderpism uses the basic principles of Karmic justification but one is hit by a far greater karmic force then the dosed out. Sanderpism Karma is the greatest religion ever and all members concider themselves elitests and believe other religions are stupid. Sanderpism Karma is the worship of Herp Herp Sanderp, the godess of all. Sanderp is also sometimes seen as a fertility goddess in Hindu lore and has 14 penises as well as 5 boobs, each nipple representing a sex. Sanderp is also believed by her followers to have been the one who truly created the Tajma Hall as well as the Kahma Sutra.

"What religion do you follow?" " SANDERPISM KARMA MO FUCKA! What about you?! WAIT ITM DONT MATTER BITCH NO MATTER WHAT IT IS IT SUCKS DONKEY DONG"

Sanderpism Karma by Sanderpist Schollar November 4, 2011

lung karma

The karmic disease that claimed famed pedophile enabler Joe Paterno's life. Used frequently in forums by educated people.

educated person: Joe Pa was fired for covering up child rape, then the lung karma took his life.

uneducated moron: Prove dat he know bout it.

educated person: Can't you fucking read?

lung karma by Poe Ja March 29, 2012

pre-karma

It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.

So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!

pre-karma by Jordicolas April 17, 2019

Bad karma 

Basically revenge but it's overkill

in hospital
person 1: hey why are you beaten up so badly and also bleeding?
person 2: I just shoved one guy who is subjectively stupid and he punched me like 100 times and battered me up with a trench mace
person 1: yeah that's bad karma

Bad karma by DeltaPlayzYT April 28, 2021

instant karma 

Umm, sorry actually Instant Karma was released ten years before Lennon was shot.

Great song! Go Lennon!

I think instant karma should be applied to those who think Lennon released Instant Karma in 1980.

instant karma by Sarajane August 20, 2004

Mama Karma 

When you swear your child(ren) never behaved in a certain way and then an opportunity presents itself with your child exhibiting a behavior proving you wrong.

Whenever you criticize another parent's parenting style or a child's negative behavior, the universe will send you a message to keep your comments to yourself with your child demonstrating a similar behavior but only much worse.

I swore that my child would never throw temper tantrums in pubic, but today she threw herself on the ground and screamed until I bought her the toy she wanted. Mama Karma strikes again!

Mama Karma by RunDMT July 16, 2010

Gig Karma 

The notion that by being active/inactive in your local music scene it may or may not influence your own success in it. This refers specifically to musicians and particularly to the ones who mope at home all day crapping on about how bad the scene is and how it never gets anywhere, this in turn brings the scene down because of a lack of participants.

Guy1: How come they get so many gigs?
Guy2: Their members leave the house occasionally to go and hang with other bands and make contacts.
Guy1: That's gay, I'm too brutal and metal for that gay stuff.
Guy2: That's some bad gig karma

Gig Karma by Brutal_Softy January 13, 2010