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Choke-Jack
The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).
Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!
As seen on "Nip Tuck"
Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!
As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"
"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"
"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"
"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
Choke-Jack by toastyOO January 24, 2010
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Jacademic / Jackademic
Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.
The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.
Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.
Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.
Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.
Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.
Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
Jacademic / Jackademic by Realityshow October 18, 2012
young jack
young jack by Vwade November 5, 2013
Slovakian Jack and Jill
When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.
Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!
Slovakian Jack and Jill by IJustHaveABetterGamingChair March 4, 2021
solo rubber jack
The art of masturbating while wearing a condom. Only the people with their PHD in Jackology have used this form of masturbation.
solo rubber jack by Chamby86 May 8, 2008