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wiener wobbler 

1. Someone or something that wobbles its wiener

2. A naked person with a penis

3. An insult
"There's a sideshow at the circus called the Magnificent Wiener Wobbler"

"Look at that wiener wobbler running onto the field"

"Stop being such a wiener wobbler"
wiener wobbler by vasknuke August 2, 2015

road wobbler 

A vehicle that appears to be unsteady or wobble when going down the road, similar to a pull toy with the wheels offset. Also, a person who is operating a vehicle in a manner that causes the above appearance.
John is very unsteady on his bike, he is a real road wobbler.
road wobbler by gdawd49 August 1, 2009

Bean Wobbler

When you use your two fingers to jiggle and wobble her clit.
Dude 1: Man I managed to pull of the Bean Wobbler on her
Dude 2: Dude no way. How hard did you wobble it?
Dude 1: Man she started squealing like one of the chipmunks I crucified in my backyard
Bean Wobbler by LemminarTheSecond February 14, 2020

Knob-wobbler 

A knob-wobbler can also be defined as an angry dickhead. It’s someone who is prone to outbursts of entirely unjustified or misdirected anger.
Whenever Johnny is asked to do his job he beats the desk with his phone and threatens people. He is *such* a knob-wobbler.

jelly wobbler 

A jelly wobbler is an annoying person who nervously shakes one or both knees under the table while casually sitting there, causing the table to shake and thus disturbing anyone else sitting there.
Stop wobbling the table, you great jelly wobbler, you!
Don't be a jelly wobbler, Robin. Nobody likes a jelly wobbler. Control your knees!
jelly wobbler by Martin Overly August 26, 2016

The Wobbler 

The Wobbler is a person, a thing, a god. its everything, and nothing, and VERY attractive. No man can resist. In mayan cultures it was considered the sun god. to the early sixties, black people called it 'big booties'.

From this phenomenon, a religious and scientific subject is created. Wobblism, the belief of the Wobbler, is for the people with deep love for the wobbler, and includes thy 10 commandments. as for wobblerology, it is the scientific study which includes the element Wobble (Wo), which is still being experimented on today. this element is very reactive and radio active.

As for history, it has been said from the beginning of time the wobbler was present. it was past from generation to generation, now is located in Brussels, Belgium, and its location is on (not mentioning name) the person with the initials D.C. and is female. in the early times the between was considered the holy grail, and there was no end to this bottomless awesomeness.

please fund the GluteusMaximus Wobbler foundation to help us investigate this phenomenon.
DAAAYYUUMM, check out the wobbler today. its vibrations are shaking me up... and the size has increased 3.563 %!!