wake and bate 

When you wake up and cop a nut first thing.

Joe: I like to start my day with a wake and bate then I make coffee.

wake and bate by brownmatthew November 9, 2009

two days and a wake up 

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

two days and a wake up by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016

Wake Surfing 

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

Wake Surfing by Captain Toady June 28, 2007

weak hands

People who can't stand the tension and sell their crypto holdings for a cheap U$D price (the ultimate shitcoin) when it's going down, actually making it even lower . When it's rebounding, they got cut. Strong hands hodl their crypto for life.

- Don't panic, only weak hands selling right now. BTFD!!!

weak hands by sl4ck February 11, 2018

mack game weak 

When one's ability to attract females is pretty fucking weak.

Karthik your mack game weak bruh.

mack game weak by avinator33 June 16, 2016

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

I'm weak! 

An expression from Virginia Beach, VA that means the person is entertained, amused or hysterical. Origin could be from the fact that when you laugh so hard your knees and/or body becomes weak. (ALSO "I'm so weak" or "I was so weak")

Katt Williams had me so weak after that weed joke.

That kid is so funny, I'm weak!

I'm weak! by Troy H July 7, 2008