wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.

Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!

wank shank by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017

Wank-Stains 

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

Wank-Stains by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018

Wank-Shake 

A Wank-Shake is a filthy prank played by mcdonald's employees on innocent customers, who purchase any variety of milkshake, from a drive thru. to do this male employees will wack off into your milkshake thus creating a Wank-Shake. The symptoms of obtaining a Wank-Shake are: extra saltyness, your straw becoming blocked due to chilled spunk, stickyness after drinking milkshake and most of all, circular swirls of cream/white in your milkshake, due to a cheap attempt to cover it up.

Customer: "excuse me sir, i didn't want vanilla swirl in my milkshake!!"
Employee: "noo mate thats no vanilla!!!, (sniggers to others).

Larry: "did you sort that posh twat in the mercedes a Wank-Shake".

Barry: "ov'coarse mate, a nice steamy one, Wank my cock!! haha!!!!"..

Larry: "Lerious-character!!! hahaha!!".

Wank-Shake by k-k-KenZi July 18, 2007

wank stain 

Insult: 1.used to show annoyance at someone. some one who just wont go away no matter how hard you scrub.

'he was being such a fucking wank stain it was unbelievable'

wank stain by Daveyboy March 22, 2004

Wank Sock 

An old sock, kept under the pillow or bed for the sole purpose of catching any seed spilled when taking a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

Do you need any tissues for tonight son?....no thanks mum I've got my wank sock under my bed.....thanks anyway....wank durch

Wank Sock by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

wank star 

Most wanked to people on earth featured on thankyourwank.com The wank stars include a list of guys, a list of gals and a top of most wanked to celebrities.

Shasha Grey is such a wank star! She is always on the top most wanked to people on thankyourwank.com

wank star by WankMistress July 11, 2011

wank stank 

Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.

Knock on the bedroom door.

Door opens.

Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?

Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.

Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!

wank stank by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008