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Uzi Shits 

When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).
Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

Or

The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.
Uzi Shits by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021
Related Words

uzi_middle 

Big dicked black man that has railed Lana rhoades multiple times. He can also solo fiction itself. He is the only man in the entire fictional and non-fictional universe to never miss.
uzi_middle by Billerdian June 21, 2021

uzi_bottem 

Fucks autumn falls countless times. Uzi_bottem is just a walking W. Uzi_bottems left jumbo nut is bigger than the multiverse itself ong
uzi_bottem by Joedeez July 27, 2021
uzi_top is a Hispanic male with an abnormally large penis and nose. This absolute alpha male has fucked 1,172,856,099 attractive women, and he would like you to be his 1,172,857,000th😎(if you're attractive😁)
sexy girl: uzi_top is minezz😩😩
even sexier girl: NO HE'S MINE YOU BIG FACED BITCH
uzi_top by Joe Biden 🔵democrat🔵 September 26, 2021
When you go to fart but the butt noises come out in a short burst, rapid fire chain - just like an uzi
That beans and meatloaf gave me so much gas, I was dealing with uzi ass all night
uzi ass by Majestic Lion September 12, 2025

Lil Uzi Vertical 

When you try to type Lil Uzi Vert into any Apple device, but autocorrect changes Vert to vertical
Yo, I hate autocorrect, it made me google Lil Uzi Vertical instead of Lil Uzi Vert.
Lil Uzi Vertical by PostToBe76 March 22, 2017